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best-of-imgur:

A year ago today we proved (again) that love is stronger than terrorhttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

A year ago today we proved (again) that love is stronger than terror
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queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

Free country. Free land. Free speech. Think some people on tumblr tonight need to realise that.

psywing:

daltyballs:

psywing:

Hey asshole, the right to free speech simply means the government can’t throw you in jail for speaking out.

It in no way protects your gross ass from people calling you out for harassing them and plastering their photos on your porn blog.

I shared one photo. It was then removed. ZERO HARRASSMENT. Get you fax right kid lol

Barring the fact that you can’t even spell the word “facts” right, you were harassing the girl by continually sending her messages trying to defend yourself reblogging her photos, which by the way, clearly stated they were not to be reblogged by porn blogs in the first place.

I don’t understand why you’re not getting this.

I hate it when people throw up “free speech” as a smokescreen to try and cover their asses when they’re about to do or say some rude/offensive shit.

badgersprite:

If any lesbian feels like a bisexual girl is a “traitor” for dating a guy or that a bisexual female character in fiction ceases to be a queer character unless she is presently dating a woman, then I’m going to need you to take your fucked up little insecurities and waltz your ass the fuck on out of my life.

I’m getting a lot of use out of my #death to the patriarchy and #men are pigs tags today…

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

http://arcticwaters.tumblr.com/post/82826972580/shiraglassman-lillycaul-i-always-find-it-so

shiraglassman:

lillycaul:

I always find it so funny when people bitch about ‘forced diversity’.

because, like, once you work retail you start to see just how different everybody is.

for example, the other day I greeted a woman I was ringing up and started asking her the usual…